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PostPosted: Fri Mar 21, 2008 6:36 pm    Post subject: Mockery Reply with quote

Two days ago my friend Maria went to the dentist and received her first silver filling; the tooth was one of those way-back ones and the doc said silver would hold up better over time than one of those new-fangled enamel-colored fillings. This new addition to her mouth is something of a rite of passage for her; she feels like it means she's getting old and starting to decay, but she's probably overreacting.

Yesterday, while running errands, she set off every metal detector and security device coming and going. Storekeepers searched her bag, shrugged their shoulders and sent her on her way.

She asked me yesterday,
Do you ever just get the feeling that the universe is mocking you?
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 21, 2008 6:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well I found my first grey hair the day before yesterday ... Does that count?
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 21, 2008 6:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

the universe must think im hallarious
i got my first grey hair as a teenager Wink
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 21, 2008 6:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hahaha the reason I say this is ... my hair is my one vanity. In all reality. So it was like . noooooo
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 21, 2008 6:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 21, 2008 6:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

bewitchingsiren wrote:
Hahaha the reason I say this is ... my hair is my one vanity. In all reality. So it was like . noooooo


Laughing Laughing Laughing I feel the same way about mine.....Like in Lord of the Rings: my precious...

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 21, 2008 7:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing Laughing Laughing absooooolutley ... petting and all?? lol
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 21, 2008 7:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I so totally pet it.... Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing No...seriously....I do!
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 21, 2008 7:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

ME TOO - completley serious! Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 21, 2008 7:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

just too stinkin' funny
my husband is looking at me like im
crazy cus im just giggling at you two Laughing
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 21, 2008 7:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

you know when a girl strokes her hair in front of a guy
it means they like the dude
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 21, 2008 7:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing This is like the best thread ever...I'm sitting alone in my house....roflmao Laughing And yes, I'm petting my hair as I laugh...

and chew....sometimes when a girl strokes her hair....she really wants to....oh never mind.... Embarassed Laughing

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 21, 2008 7:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

hmmmm chewster ... no commento my friend
lol
Laughing Laughing

does that count if she regularly strokes her hair??
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 21, 2008 7:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ms.Christie wrote:
Laughing This is like the best thread ever...I'm sitting alone in my house....roflmao Laughing And yes, I'm petting my hair as I laugh...

and chew....sometimes when a girl strokes her hair....she really wants to....oh never mind.... Embarassed Laughing


I am sooo glad I am not the only one that thought that - on BOTH topics ...

makes me feel ever so less pervy.

Might I add .. chewster ... this is the busiest I have seen the art section in FOREVER ... hahahaha
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 21, 2008 7:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

lol
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